AUTO DESTRUCT. 1 MINUTE TOO AUTO DESTRUCT
2001 THEME INTRODUCTION
2001. HAL. EVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
2001. HAL. IT CAN ONLY BE ATTRIBUTED TO HUMAN ERROR
2001. HAL. THE COMPUTER. I’M COMPLETELY OPERATIONAL
2001. HAL. THERE IS A MESSAGE FOR YOU
2001. HAL. SORRY ABOUT THIS I KNOW IT’S A BIT SILLY
3 STOOGES. ORRR NYUK NYUK NYUK
3 STOOGES. ORRR WISE GUY
5 O’CLOCK END OF WORK WHISTLE SOUND.
ADAMS FAMILY. SIREN..MAILS IN
ALIENS. THAT’S IT MAN, GAME OVER MAN
ALL DATA COMING ON SCREEN
ARNIE. ASTA LA VISTA BABY
ARNIE. I’LL BE BACK
ARNIE. I’M A CYBERNETIC ORGANISM. LIVING TISSUE OVER A METAL ENDOSKELETON
ARNIE. MY CPU IS A NEURAL NET PROCESSOR, A LEARNING COMPUTER,
ARTHUR’S CRAZY LAUGH
ASSHOLE TONIGHT. . COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONG
ASTONISHED. PREPARE TO BE ASTONISHED
ARTHUR. I HATE IT HERE…PEOPLE WORK HERE
AUSTIN POWERS MOBILE PHONE SOUND
AUTHUR. ON THE OTHER HAND, GO SCREW YOURSELF
AUTHUR. HOW STUPID OF ME
AUTO DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ARMED. STAR TREK
BEATSHIT. YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION…BEATING SHIT OUT OF YOU
BE GONE EVIL ONE
BELOW THE BELT, TRY AND KEEP GLOVES UP. JIM CAREY
BITCH TROL. OH YOU LITTLE BITCH TROLL FROM HELL
BIGBUTT. DOES THE BIG SQUISHY BUTT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
BIG EXPLOSION
BIG GUN
BIGGER BOX. I THINK I NEED A BIGGER BOX
BLACK ADDER. BALDRICK. I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN
BLACKER ADDER. I AM IN NO WAY INTERESTED IN THE CONTENTS OF YOUR TIGHTS
BLUES BROTHERS. DE WOMAN, HOW MUCH FOR DE WOMAN?
BLUES BROTHERS. WE’RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD
BOND OF OBEDIENCE. ASSUME THE POSITION
BOWLING ALLEY PINS TUMBLING
BRAINS SCAN IS IN ORDER. PRETTY OBVIOUS
BUBBLE GUM. I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND KICK ARSE
BUGS BUNNY. I BID YOU FAREWELL, ARIBADETCHI, SIENNAARA
BURP. NORMAL
BURP. MEAN LIL BASTARD
BURP. A SWEET MELEDY OF BURPS
BUZZER….WRONG!!!!!!
CADDY SHACK. YOU BEAST, YOU SAVAGE, BARK LIKE A DOG FOR ME
CAR TRYING TO START IT’S ENGINE. GREAT FOR COMPUTER STARTUP
CATWOMEN. MEOW
CHANGED IT. THERE USED TO BE A LINK HERE BUT...
CHARGE. F TROOP CHARGE BUGLE
CHEESE. I'M THE KEEPER OF THE CHEESE! (REN AND STIMPY)
CHEERING. GROUP CHEERING AND WHISTLING
CHICKEN PLUCKIN LITTLE STINKER
CHORUS. CHORUS OF HUMAN VOICES
CLAP. A CLAPPING CROWD
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND. ORGAN SALUTE
COFFEE TEA ME. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, COFFEE TEA, ME?
CONTACT. THE CONTACT SOUND IN THE FILM CONTACT
COUNTRY AND WESTERN (WE HAVE BOTH KINDS). BLUES BROTHERS
CRAPFEST. ….MY LIFE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A GIANT CRAP FEST.
CRAPPY JOB DAY IN DAY OUT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF
CYLON WARRIOR. BY YOUR COMMAND
CYLON2 WARRIOR. PRESENTING HIS EMINENCE OUR IMPERIALIST LEADER
CYLON3 WARRIOR. SCAN FOR IDENTIFICATION
CYLON4 WARRIOR. INFORMATION IS NOT COMPLETE
CYLON7 WARRIOR. SEE THAT THE HUMANS REMAIN ENTERTAINED TILL THE END
CYLON8 WARRIOR. I AM A MACHINE VASTLY SUPERIOR TO HUMANS
CYLON9 WARRIOR. IT IS DONE. IMPERIALIST LEADER
DAMN COMPUTER. IT ATE EVERYTHING. BIG FAT DUMB STUPID FAT PIECE OF CRAPP
DAMN YOU. YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT UP, OH DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
DEAD PEOPLE. I SAID DEAD PEOPLE. THE 6TH SENSE
DELETED!
DESPICABLE. YOUR DESPICABLE. DAFFY DUCK
DIRTY WINDOWS. THERE YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO LOOK AT THOSE DIRTY WINDOWS EVER AGAIN
DISINTEGRATED, WHAT DO YOU KNOW, IT DISINTEGRATED. DAFFY DUCK
DISPLAY MY AFFECTION. ALLOW TO ME TO DISPLAY MY AFFECTION. JIM CAREY
DOCTOR WHO. I DON’T LIKE TO SAY, BUT I TOLD YOU SO
DOCTOR WHO. DARLEC. EXTERMINATE, ANNIHILATE, DESTROY.
DOCTOR WHO. DARLEC. EXTERMINATE ALL HUMANS
DOG GROWL. ROTTY?
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GROW A BRAIN
DON’T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS
DON’T FUCK WITH THE BABY SITTER
DON’T PANIC, ORRR DON’T PANIC
DON’T EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
DON’T THINK. WHO TOLD YOU TO THINK, I DON’T GIVE YOU ENOUGH INFORMATION TO THINK
DO YOU DIG. CLINT EASTWOOD
DRUM ROLL. SNARE FADE IN
DUCKMAN. DON’T BLAME ME YOU RUG WEARING PSYCHO
DUCKMAN. POWER OFF, LETS GO
DUMBTHING TO DO, I BET YOU WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT IF MUM AND DAD WERE HERE
ELMA FUDDS LAUGH
ELVIS. THANKYOU VERY MUCH
EMERGENCY. AMERICAN FIRE FIGHTERS ALARM
E.T. PHONE HOME
EXIT STAGE LEFT. SNAGGLE PUSS
EXPLODED ON STAGE…GREEN GLOBULE ON DRUM STICK. SPINAL TAP
FALLING SCREAMING MAN
FART. CHAINSAW
FART. CHILLI
FART. LONG WITH MOSSIE
FART. MOSSIE
FARTS. MULTI. ALL THE FARTS IN ONE GO...YEEHA
FART. NATIONAL BEANS DAY. VERY FUNNY
FART. PRERRRETT
FART. SIREN.
FART. SOUTHPARK THE MOVIE FART SONG
FART. ULLLLNAAAAAH
FEED ME KNOW I’M STARVING. THE PLANT FROM LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
FERIS BUELER. DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION
FERIS BUELER. WOA…….OH SHIT
FERRIS BULER. SPARDO’S, MOTORHEADS, GEEKS, SLUTS, BLOODS, WASTEOIDS
FIELD OF DREAMS. IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME
FOOL. MAYBE I JUST MADE A FOOL OF MYSELF, BUT THAT'S OK...
FUCKING IDIOT. PERSONALLY I THINK YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. SEAN CONNERY
FLUSH. TOILET FLUSH
FLYING CARS. IT’S THE YEAR 2000, I WAS PROMISED FLYING CARS,
FUGALIN. YOU FUGALIN SNEAKY BARSTAD, I’M GOING TO CUT OF AYA ARMS
FULL DECK. YOUR NOT PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK ARE YOU
FX. BURP
FX. CHICKEN
FX. GOAT BLEET
FX. NOISY HYENAS
FX. PIG SQEALING
FX. SIREN. AIR RAID, FIRE
FX. WOLF. HOWLING WOLF
FX. WOOOOOOOOOOOW
GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT
GARGLE
GET SMART. MISSED IT MY THAT MUCH
GHOST BUSTERS. THIS LOOKS EXTRAORDINARILY BAD
GLASS BREAK. SMALL GLASS BREAKAGE
GOLF CLUB BALL HIT
GOOD THE BAD THE UGLY WHISTLE THEME
GOODNIGHT DANIELSON. KARATE KID
GOOFY LAUGH
GOOGLYMOOGLY, GREAT GOOGLYALYMOOGALY
GO TO THE OFFICE, YOUR PISSING ME OFF.
HALLELUJAH CHOIR
HANBAR02. CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS. RUN, HIT, TRIP, FALL, BOING, CRASH. VERY FUNNY
HANBAR04. CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. EDDIE THE SHIPBOARD COMPUTER
HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. COMPUTER SOLVE LIFE, UNIVERSE, EVERYTHING
HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. MARVIN. SIT IN THE CORNER AND RUST
HITCH HIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. MARVIN. VERY DEPRESSED
HI YE EYE EYE EYEYEY YE YE EYE YYYEEEEEEEEE ARRRRRR UH
HOTSTUFF. WHATS HAPPENING HOTSTUFF
HOW DARE YOU
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM. APOLLO 13
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL. THE ELEPHANT MAN
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
IDIOTPROOF. FOOL PROOF YES, IDIOT PROOF NO
I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, IT FEELS TERRIBLE, LOOKS DREADFUL
INFINITY AND BEYOND
I’M READY ARE YOU. ROBOT
INITIATING SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE. COMPUTER
INQUIRY. SYSTEM INQUIRY. COMPUTER
INTEL INSIDE CHIMES WITH DOH AT END. HILARIOUS
IN USE. THAT PROGRAM IS ALREADY IN USE. COMPUTER
ITS ALIVE. ALIVE, IT’S ALIVE, IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE.
JETSONS. THE JETSONS SPACE CAR SOUND
JIM CAREY. YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD DAY. BYE BYE THEN
JOHN CANDY’S LAUGH
JOHN WAYNE. FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH
LEARNING DISABILITY HERE. DO WE HAVE A…
LEAVE ME IN PIECE. WHAT IS IT KNOW. JOHN CLEASE. FAULTY TOWERS
LEGHORN. FOGHORN LEGHORN. WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ATTACK
LION ROAR
LOST IN SPACE. ROBOT. QUITE PLEASE I AM ANALYZING…BURP
LOST IN SPACE. ROBOT. WARNING MY CIRCUITS ARE UNBALANCED
LOST IN SPACE. ROBOT. ENERGY CELL EXHAUSTED
I’M LUCKY, HE’S LUCKY, WE’RE ALL LUCKY, HA HA AHA
LUCKYPUNK. CLINT EASTWOOD. DO YOU FEEL LUCKY…PUNK!
M16 MACHINE GUN. SHORT BLAST
MAD COW. REALLY REALLY MAD. CRAZY
MAIL. WHEN YOU CONTROL THE MAIL, YOU CONTROL INFORMATION. NEWMAN
MAIL. SARGE. YOU HAVE MAIL!
MAIL. MUSICAL CHORUS. YOU'VE GOT SOME MAIL.
MAIL. YOU'VE GOT MAIL BABY. YEAH. MIKE MEYERS
MAIL. BUGLE...YOU'VE GOT MAIL
MAIL. HONK HONK. YES... YOU HAVE NEW MAIL...YAHOO
MAIL. YOU’VE GOT MAIL FAT ARSE
MAIL. FOR THE BOYS
MAIL. FOR THE GIRLS
MAIL. HOMER. THE MAIL, THE MAIL IS HERE. OOOOOH
MAIL. JETSONS. MAIL CALL
MAIL. KRUSTY THE CLOWN. HERE’S YOUR FUCKING EMAIL
MAIL. MEG RYAN. 3 LITTLE WORDS. YOU’VE GOT MAIL
MAIL. MASTER I HAVE MAIL FOR YOU. SEXY
MAIL. TOM HANKS. YOU’VE GOT MAIL
MAIL. YOU’VE GOT MAIL. IT’S NOT SPAM
MAKE MY DAY. CLINT EASTWOOD. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY
MARVIN THE MARTIAN. YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY INDEED
MARVIN THE MARTIAN. OH DRAT THESE COMPUTERS ARE SO NAUGHTY
MATHBOY. WOOOOO IN YA FACE, MATH BOY
MATRIX. KEANU REEVES. WHOOA
MEGA BITCH. IS IT, IT IS, THE MEGA BITCH
MEKALEKA HI MEKKA HINI HO
MESSAGE FOR SO SIR. MONTY PYTHON
MEYERS. THROW ME FRICKIN’` BONE HERE, I’M THE BOSS, NEED INFO
MIGHT MOUSE THEME
MISTAKE. YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND IT WAS ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE
MOCKING ME. YOUR MOCKING ME AREN’T YOU
MONKEY’S BARE ARSED UNCLE…WE I’LL BE….
MONTY PYTHON. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER
MOST AWFUL. WELL YEAH, THAT’S ABOUT THE MOST AWFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
MUPPETS. FRENCH CHEF. BWOW DI BWOW BI BWOW FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP
MY FAULT ISN’T IT. FAULTY TOWERS
NBC CHIMES
NO ABBA. I’VE SAID IT BEFORE, NO MORE FUCKING ABBA. PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT
NO CONCLUSION. INSUFFICIENT DATA RECEIVED. COMPUTER
NO SIR I DIDN’T LIKE IT
NO NO NO THIS CAN’T HAPPEN
NOT MY FAULT. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT
NOT RIGHT. OOOOH THAT’S NOT RIGHT OOOOH
NO WAY BOO BOO
OFFLINEIN10. PRIMARY POWER OFFLINE IN 10 SECONDS. COMPUTER
OH BROTHER. DAFFY DUCK
OH YES YES YES, FEEL THAT BUDDY. JIM CAREY
ON MEDICATION? WELL YOU COULD CERTAINLY USE SOME
OTTER MAIL 1
OTTER MAIL 5
PADDED ROOM. 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM SPENDING 10 SECS IN
PAPER JAM. IS NO PAPER JAM, ONE OF DAYS, GOING TO KICK PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED
PASSING MOTOR BIKE. HONDA
PATHETIC. YOUR USELESS AND PATHETIC LIKE A USELESS AND PATHETIC THING
PLANET OF THE APES. YOU DAMN DIRTY APES
PLATE GLASS BREAKING
POMPOUS, JUDGMENTAL, AND COMPLETELY SELF ABSORBED
POOPY PANTS. ISN’T THAT RIGHT, MR POOPY PANTS
PORKY PIG. OH SON OF A BITCH (FOR REAL?)
PREDICAMENT. WEEEE WHAT A PREDICAMENT. FACEOFF
PURRING CAT
QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE IN WRITING. WILLY WONKA.
READINESS MASTER. WE MERELY AWAIT YOUR WORD
REALWORLD. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD. THE MATRIX
RIVER KWAI WHISTLING SING A LONG
ROAD RUNNER. MEEP MEEP BLLPB LBPBP
ROCKY HORROR. I SEE YOU SHIVER WITH ANTIC……….PATION
SAD STRANGE LITTLE MAN
SAM. WHEN I MEAN WHOOA. I MEAN WHOOA
SCARED OF THE DARK SOME TIMES. CAN YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON.
SCREW YOUR FRIKIN BIRTHDAY
SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON. THANKYOU FOR PRESSING…
SESAME ST. HEY BERT, I BROUGHT HOME A SURPRISE BURT
SHAME ON YOU, YOU MUCHO SHITHEAD
SHEEP BLEETING
SHHHHHHH
SHUTLZ. I KNOW NOTHING…NOTHING
SHUTUP YOU RAKEROUS SOPID OLD COW. BASIL FAULTY
SIMPSONS. MARGE. HERE I AM, EAT ME
SIMPSONS. HOMER, MO, KRUSTY, ETC, OH CRAP, OH DAMMIT
SIMPSONS. SNAKE. DOWNLOAD HOLDUP / LOSERS
SIMPSONS. HOMER. DOH
SINISTER FORCES ARE AT WORK. PINK PANTHER
SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN. BIONIC EAR SOUND
SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN. BIONIC SOUND
SIZE OF THAT CHICKEN. DID YOU SEE THE….
SOFTLY. DON’T WORRY MY DARLING, I’ll DO IT EVER SO SOFTLY
SOUTHPARK. CARTMAN. YOU NEED TO LAY OF THE COUGH SYRUP
SOUTHPARK. OH DAMNIT, KNOW I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN UP IN HERE
SOUTHPARK. FUCKING WINDOWS 98
SOUTHPARK. CHEF. HELLO THERE CHILDREN (HEY CHEF)
SOUTHPARK. MR GARRISON. CAN’T WAIT FOR SOME SHORE LEAVE SO I CAN
SOUTHPARK. CARTMAN. SHOT OF THE POWER CARTMEN, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
SMOOOOKIN. JIM CAREY
STAR TREK. COMPUTER EXIT
STAR TREK. HOLO DECK. PROGRAM COMPLETE. ENTER WHEN READY
STAR TREK. I HAVE THE INFORMATION KNOW SIR, I’LL PUT IT ON THE MAIN SCREEN
STAR TREK. SPOCK, THE COMPUTER, DESTROY IT. KIRK
STAR WARS. CONTROL CONTROL, YOU MUST LEARN CONTROL. YODA
STAR WARS. WHAT IS THY BIDDING MY MASTER. DARTH VADER
STAR WARS. THE FORCE WILL BE WITH YOU, ALWAYS
STAR WARS. C3PE. I’VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH OF YOU
STAR WARS. IF YOU ONLY NEW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE. DARTH
STAR WARS. DON’T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU
STAR WARS. HELP ME OB1 KENOBI, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE. PRINCESS LEA
SOMEBODY STOP ME. JIM CAREY
STOP, TURN, EXPLAIN
STAR TREK. KIRK TO ENTERPRISE, BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
STAR TREK. CAPTAIN, I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE POWER WE CAN TAKE
STAR TREK. WELL THE EQUIPMENT’S GUARANTEED BUT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE EQUIPMENT INSIDE
STAR TREK. SPOCK. I FIND THIS SCIENTIFICALLY FASCINATING
STAR TREK. HE'S NOT EXACTLY WORKING ON ALL THRUSTERS
STAR TREK. TNG BADGE SOUND.
STAR TREK. TNG BADGE BEEP SOUND
SYSTEM SUCKS. AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS. I’M….
TARZAN JUNGLE CALL
TEAM OF PSYCHIATRISTS. YOU SEEING A WHOLE TEAM OF…
TECHNICAL MUMBO JUMBO, I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF IT WORKS
TERMINATOR 2 COMPUTER MENU
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
THANKYOU VERY MUCH, CAN I BE IN CHARGE FOR A WHILE
THAT’S ALL FOLKS. PORKY PIG
THE END. CARTOON
THEY’RE HERE!!!!!!!!
THIS SUCKER IS NUCLEAR. ARE YOU TELLING ME….
THX. THE THX CINEMA SOUND EFFECT
TOM HANKS LONG LAUGH.
TRANSFER OF DATA IS COMPLETE
USELESS, YOU ALL USELESS
U THINK THIS MACHINE IS YOUR FRIEND BUT IT’S NOT
YOU LOOK LIKE THE VERMIN RIDDEN SOB THAT YOUR ARE
VERY CLEVER KANGAROO BOY
VINCENT PRICE. SCARY LAUGH
WELCOME TO THE VIRTUAL COMMAND ENVIRONMENT
WEAKEST LINK. GOODBYE
WHAT’S GOING ON AROUND HERE. DAFFY DUCK
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT!
WHIP THIS OUT. EXCUSE MY WHY I…
WILDCAT
WILL NOT BE PUSHED FILED STAMPED DEBRIEFED OR NUMBERED
WOMAN’S LIBBERS
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
YEAH BABY YEAH. MIKE MEYERS
YES, I…….LIKE IT
YOU BROKE THE SHIP, YOU BROKE THE BLOODY SHIP
YOUR FIRED, YOUR FIRED, OH WILL YOU SHUT UP
YOU RANG. THE ADAMS FAMILY
YOUR NEXT SYLLABLE. I LOOK FOWARD TO ... WITH GREAT EAGERNESS