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DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, IT FEELS TERRIBLE, LOOKS DREADFUL INFINITY
AND BEYOND I’M
READY ARE YOU. ROBOT INITIATING
SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE. COMPUTER INQUIRY.
SYSTEM INQUIRY. COMPUTER INTEL
INSIDE CHIMES WITH DOH AT END. HILARIOUS IN
USE. THAT PROGRAM IS ALREADY IN USE. COMPUTER ITS
ALIVE. ALIVE, IT’S ALIVE, IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE. JETSONS.
THE JETSONS SPACE CAR SOUND JIM
CAREY. YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD DAY. BYE BYE THEN JOHN
CANDY’S LAUGH JOHN
WAYNE. FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH LEARNING
DISABILITY HERE. DO WE HAVE A… LEAVE
ME IN PIECE. WHAT IS IT KNOW. JOHN CLEASE. FAULTY TOWERS LEGHORN.
FOGHORN LEGHORN. WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ATTACK LION
ROAR LOST
IN SPACE. ROBOT. QUITE PLEASE I AM ANALYZING…BURP LOST
IN SPACE. ROBOT. WARNING MY CIRCUITS ARE UNBALANCED LOST
IN SPACE. ROBOT. ENERGY CELL EXHAUSTED I’M
LUCKY, HE’S LUCKY, WE’RE ALL LUCKY, HA HA AHA LUCKYPUNK.
CLINT EASTWOOD. DO YOU FEEL LUCKY…PUNK! M16
MACHINE GUN. SHORT BLAST MAD
COW. REALLY REALLY MAD. CRAZY MAIL.
WHEN YOU CONTROL THE MAIL, YOU CONTROL INFORMATION. NEWMAN MAIL.
SARGE. YOU HAVE MAIL! MAIL.
MUSICAL CHORUS. YOU'VE GOT SOME MAIL. MAIL.
YOU'VE GOT MAIL BABY. YEAH. MIKE MEYERS MAIL.
BUGLE...YOU'VE GOT MAIL MAIL.
HONK HONK. YES... YOU HAVE NEW MAIL...YAHOO MAIL.
YOU’VE GOT MAIL FAT ARSE MAIL.
FOR THE BOYS MAIL.
FOR THE GIRLS MAIL.
HOMER. THE MAIL, THE MAIL IS HERE. OOOOOH MAIL.
JETSONS. MAIL CALL MAIL.
KRUSTY THE CLOWN. HERE’S YOUR FUCKING EMAIL MAIL.
MEG RYAN. 3 LITTLE WORDS. YOU’VE GOT MAIL MAIL.
MASTER I HAVE MAIL FOR YOU. SEXY MAIL.
TOM HANKS. YOU’VE GOT MAIL MAIL.
YOU’VE GOT MAIL. IT’S NOT SPAM
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MAKE
MY DAY. CLINT EASTWOOD. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY MARVIN
THE MARTIAN. YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY INDEED MARVIN
THE MARTIAN. OH DRAT THESE COMPUTERS ARE SO NAUGHTY MATHBOY.
WOOOOO IN YA FACE, MATH BOY MATRIX.
KEANU REEVES. WHOOA MEGA
BITCH. IS IT, IT IS, THE MEGA BITCH MEKALEKA
HI MEKKA HINI HO MESSAGE
FOR SO SIR. MONTY PYTHON MEYERS.
THROW ME FRICKIN’` BONE HERE, I’M THE BOSS, NEED INFO MIGHT
MOUSE THEME MISTAKE.
YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND IT WAS ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE MOCKING
ME. YOUR MOCKING ME AREN’T YOU MONKEY’S
BARE ARSED UNCLE…WE I’LL BE…. MONTY
PYTHON. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER MOST
AWFUL. WELL YEAH, THAT’S ABOUT THE MOST AWFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN MUPPETS.
FRENCH CHEF. BWOW DI BWOW BI BWOW FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP MY
FAULT ISN’T IT. FAULTY TOWERS NBC
CHIMES NO
ABBA. I’VE SAID IT BEFORE, NO MORE FUCKING ABBA. PRISCILLA QUEEN OF
THE DESERT NO
CONCLUSION. INSUFFICIENT DATA RECEIVED. COMPUTER NO
SIR I DIDN’T LIKE IT NO
NO NO THIS CAN’T HAPPEN NOT
MY FAULT. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT NOT
RIGHT. OOOOH THAT’S NOT RIGHT OOOOH NO
WAY BOO BOO OFFLINEIN10.
PRIMARY POWER OFFLINE IN 10 SECONDS. COMPUTER OH
BROTHER. DAFFY DUCK OH
YES YES YES, FEEL THAT BUDDY. JIM CAREY ON
MEDICATION? WELL YOU COULD CERTAINLY USE SOME OTTER
MAIL 1 OTTER
MAIL 5 PADDED
ROOM. 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM SPENDING 10 SECS IN PAPER
JAM. IS NO PAPER JAM, ONE OF DAYS, GOING TO KICK PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE
WINDOW PARENTAL
DISCRETION IS ADVISED PASSING
MOTOR BIKE. HONDA PATHETIC.
YOUR USELESS AND PATHETIC LIKE A USELESS AND PATHETIC THING PLANET
OF THE APES. YOU DAMN DIRTY APES PLATE
GLASS BREAKING POMPOUS,
JUDGMENTAL, AND COMPLETELY SELF ABSORBED
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Corcoran . PO Box 30. Merimbula. NSW. 2548. Australia.
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