NEED A GOOD LAUGH?
THE MATTSBITS CD Vol 1
OVER 1000 FUNNY DOWNLOADS
Over 1000 of the best, funniest, and most amazing files ypu have EVER SEEN! And they're bloody funny! Compiled onto CD and sent to your door. |
WHAT DO YA GET ON THE CD?
** 354 FUNNY SOUNDS **
The CD contains all 354 wav files of funny quotes and classics sayings from famous movies and TV shows such as Aliens, the Adams Family, Black Adder, Caddy Shack, Clint Eastwood, Doctor Who, Elvis, Sound Effects, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Hal, The Jetsons, Lost in Space, Email Sound Effects, South Park, Star Trek, Sesame Street, Star Wars, Terminator, The Simpsons, to name just a few. For a full list of the funny sounds (wav files) click here
They can be used as:
- Ring tones on most moderb phones
- Computer sounds (replace those boring Microsoft Windows sounds)
- Music and sound production (wav files)
- Just to make ya laugh!
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** PLUS 354 RING TONES **
And just for the hell of it, we've converted all the above wav files into MP3 ring tones so they can also be used as ring tones on most modern phones.
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** PLUS 122 MOVIES **
We chuck in 122 hilarious, bizarre and shocking, short movie files of people doing really dumb things and hurting themselves. You'll split your pants with laughter or throw up!
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** PLUS 347 FUNNY PHOTOS **
And it gets better. We throw in 347 funny photos and pictures which is basically all the funny photos from this website and a whole lot more.
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** PLUS FREE SOFTWARE **
** PLUS AMAZING PPS FILES **
** PLUS
PDF, DOCS, FUNNY SONGS **
And we'll throw in a whole bunch of other groovy stuff such as free software, pranks, songs, funny and amazing Microsoft Power Point Presentations (PPS), PDF files and word Docs
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AND THERE'S NO CRAP!
We have sifted and sorted through thousands of files and narrowed it down to the over 1000 of the best, funniest, most amazing emails and files. Many of them are new files, and all of them are BRILLIANT!. There is no crap or fillers here! It's all good!
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This will CD make you split your sides with laughter!
It'll make you wonder and the sheer stupidly of some humans!
It'll inspire you, make you smile, and make you go "orrrr"!
It make you sick, and possibly make you throw up!
But most importantly it will make you laugh!
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HOW MUCH????
$19.95
$9.95
$6.95
PLUS $2.95 POSTAGE AND HANDLING
CD POSTED TO YOUR DOOR, 7-10 DAYS
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD
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